Kenplz

Tommorow friday, thou my many things to talk about that’s festering in my brain right now, the show must begin.
Ill add these things on facebook, most students have facebook, on thier account so it makes it easier to communicate with them.

Hi im Kenneth, A.K.A Kenplz

It’s going to be huge. My first few comedy standup is going to be in public, where there is a open mic.

Theres some debate on the language use for the local comedy standup, English will be the best choise because we have a mix culture and dialect.

So the next upcoming comedy standup will be held in my school, UCSI (sarawak campus). Dates will be posted here. For anyone wanted a quick update on the dates, please use the Kenplz Fan page on facebook.

Hey guys! It was a sudden call me up thing to perform a comedy stand-up. It’s great to be there meeting some jokers there wonderful making people laugh.
Most of the people who turn up are the performers themselves which are also the audience in the crowd and majority does not know where K.C.P.A is in kuching.

Just by the title, lecture by the way she told me this. As a student all this years i have the tendency to know clearly the overview of the subject, the purpose of studying and the detail of the subject.

Honestly speaking the way the teacher express her thoughts is obscure. One of my friend even cracked a joke about ‘how she’s speaking to herself’. I didn’t liked the way she reacted when i asked her questions, she immediately disregard my question and told me to ‘theres a thing called the library’ in an arrogant way, i was mad. In Fact i don’t like that teacher right now.

The real people to blame is the UCSI management, for hiring countless lecturers who are not well in communication, don’t not give good set of notes, causes boredom and confusion in class and does not show enthusiasm in the things they teach.

http://kenplz.com

Here’s somthing about love. the momoment your in love, you call a relationship. And when things don’t go so well, you call it a relationshit.
When your in love, everthing seems okay. You gf ask hey can you help me with the laudry. ‘Okay’. Can you help me cook. ‘okay.’ can you help me to …okay. and after 10 to 12 fucking years. Can you help me with the laudry… No bitch. Can you help me cook. “wtf, are u retarded’. can you help me… okay! lets break up. I’m dumping you.

When your in love, everyone is not in love. But when your not in love, even retards are getting married in their front lawn.

I’m telling you, Love is so blind…. love is so blind Even the coffee is not sweet, it’s sweeter than it taste, by Benjamin. Need to give him some credits.
Love is so blind! Even people these days don’t know their gender and get attracted to people with their own sex.

I think if i were to have l.o.v.e i would wear a glove. What does that mean? I don’t know maybe i’m trying to express myself through the word of love. Thank you.

Credits: Benjamin & Kenneth

I’m a racist, because i’m part of the race. I hate Malays because they start the war first. I don’t like people disturbing me, first thing i do is elbow them from the front. One time i was at perth a open market, i was at the fruit store i asking for directions to a famous restaurant. I asked the guy “How can i get to the ‘Shuire restaurant’” the guy got very mad. He said “do i look like a directory to you?” “Look at me, you look at me; see my dot here. I’m an indian” “you don’t buy things and you still ask for directions. You get out now.”

I told you theres no friendliness in this world now. Its like everywhere you go everyone hates you. I think the reason that made black eyed peas to make ‘where is the love’ is because of this.

I just found a best loudest fire cracker on the street just now. I’m Posting on my cousin’s computer. Today is totally exhausting but a little breeze from the aircon is refreshing.